Gondor has no pants! Gondor needs no pants! Okay, no I stole that from somewhere and know not where. Round and round it goes, where it stops, nobody knows. This is my stop, though. So off of the bus do I come, unto a land torn asunder by war and famine. In this land shall I begin anew and forge a mighty alliance with which to retake my birthrite, Beleriand! So forth, to arms! To arms! We unite,a single banner, a single goal! Ready, all me fellow brethren, for today we fight!